- El Niño will visit the West Coast every year bringing with it massive amounts of rainfall that will completely destroy California’s ecological balance, increase mudslides, and potentially trigger vast new rounds of earthquakes.
- America’s favorite trees (e.g. Ash, Maple, Pine, etc.) will slowly die off as the low temperatures necessary to kill off the pests who prey on them disappear.
- Grizzly bears, wolves, and other animals who rely on the change of seasons will no longer visit our northern lands because it is too warm. And let's not forget the plight of the polar bears too.
- As global temperatures rise and the ice caps melt, Nevada and Pennsylvania will suddenly become beach states.
- Finally, things will become so hot in the American southwest that firefighters will no longer be able to maintain its unnatural non-burning. Given that humans were not intended to live there in the first place (not enough water, too much natural tinder, etc.), when temperatures become so high that vegetation dries at a faster rate than normal, fires will proliferate at uncontrollable rates. Exacerbating the problem is the fact that the Southwest appears to be emerging from its 20 year abnormally-abundant rainy season which geologists call a climatological outlier.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Reflections on Global Warming
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